i hope dave strider cracking the (transparent) fabric of space-time was what you wanted to see on your dash today
THE GREATEST LESLIE LINE
I don’t curse people, I bless everyone around them.
me 11:59 September 30th
me 12:00 October 1st
decepticons are honestly incredible
im not fucking around
A big shout out to my dad for getting his PhD done in 3.5 years, raising me and my brother and working in burger king at the same time.
This escalates way too quickly.
Today we’re going to go on a class trip! *hands out acid*
YOU CAME TO THE WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD, MOTHERFUCKER
THAT IS THE ANGRIEST ZEBRA I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE
IT GETS FUNNIER THE MORE I WATCH IT
that doesn’t sound right