This is a title. Deal with it.

kawaiiprincessroxy:

do you ever stretch and just MAKE THE LOUDEST SEXUAL NOISE EVER

wilddaize:

I’m a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind who has high standards. 

pika-bubblez:

ajantas:

don’t buy your girl flowers. flowers die. buy her a potted cactus

Fun fact about cacti: you have to give them 1 teaspoon of water per week. If you give them more, they will die

scottish:

hearin a really shitty pun
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makin a really shitty pun
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tharealsydshady:

bakrua:

bewbin:

Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left

Oh my
God

omgtsn:

highnoonhex:

mistahgrundy:

kat-reverie:

omgtsn:

a masterpost

fUVK HSDGUJWKEG i love this

SPOOPY BUS

This is actually pissing me off. It has begun to ruin halloween for me knowing people don’t spell check. Things are massed produced in factories and sent out for sale to the public spelt spoopy, doo, and creppy. Like what the actual fuck. My computer even automatically changes spoopy to spooky. I mean, come on. The best holiday season and businesses don’t even care enough about it to spell check the items they’re gonna sell. Fuck this shit.

come on buddy wheres your smngfiehp cheer

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bluupanda:

do it for science john

the-nameless-bird:

albuscarfypotter:

i feel like every video game has “that annoying underwater level”

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novas-grimoire:

wikatiepedia:

crimsoncamellianeko:

forimuchdesiretospeakwithhim:

wikatiepedia:

from now on I’m going to convey sarcasm over the internet by typing like this

oh wow look how sarcastic that looks

that actually does look really sarcastic though. this is revolutionary

DEAR GOD SOMEONE HAS INVENTED THE SARCASM FONT THIS IS A TIME FOR CELEBRATION

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s9recap: objects

thefirstinquisitor:

my sobe just proposed to me I am in so much shock

astrayan:

IM LAUGHIGN SO HARD HOLY FRICK

astrayan:

IM LAUGHIGN SO HARD HOLY FRICK

teenkouhi:

WEVE BEEN SMECKLEDORFED

teenkouhi:

WEVE BEEN SMECKLEDORFED

teenkouhi:

THATS NOT EVEN A WORD AND I AGREE WITH YA

teenkouhi:

THATS NOT EVEN A WORD AND I AGREE WITH YA