* puKE S UP SANTA HAT* i m so pUmped for chRISTMAS iM GOnna fuCK A REINDEER
please don’t fuck a reindeer
tOO FUCKING L A TE
Fun day in the snow
Reminder that while the concept of virginity is technically a social construct, your sexual debut is still allowed to be special to you, and you are still allowed to wait and want to make it meaningful, and your self-perception is still allowed to change after you have sex. Just as long as you’re doing these things for yourself, and not because someone told you that you should.
You do you.
so once upon a time i got crazy high off of laughing gas after having my wisdom taken out and it was one of the best times of my life.
Omg this is never not funny
this is the best
who the fuck is jelly kid though
Jelly Kid is the name of my pink teddy bear lolz
I’m reblogging this everyday
Because this is everyday-worthy
okay but why spend 3 bucks on your “man” yogurt when you can get 3 different better flavors of yoplait for the same amount um
the great thing about coffee: it cures exhaustion at 11 pm and enables you to write a bomb ass paper
The bad thing about coffee: it’s now 3 am and the only thing I want to do is cha cha real smooth
i cant believe caffeine was the only drug i was on when i wrote this
janitor art masterpost as requested by anon!
edit: updated with the two latest drawings!!
Is it bad that I’m at least a little pleased it’s not just Americans that are pointed out as being stupid, and then I just get sad because it’s a worldwide epidemic?
I want to make a snarky response to every one of these.
I am…a bit in awe, truth be told.
Every frame of the Harry Potter movies, condensed into a barcode.#oh my god #look at this #how it starts off with reds and oranges and purples #bright colors #and then it gets continuously darker towards the end #it’s so fitting to the story #and then there is that strip of white at the end #which has to be the king’s cross scene #and it’s just #light #in a dark time #which is extremely beautiful
you know why theres a white part at the end? because happiness can be found even in the darkest of times
Best post ever
The noble gases make a group of chemical elements with similar properties: under standard conditions, they are all odorless, colorless, monatomic gases with very low chemical reactivity. The six noble gases that occur naturally are helium (He), neon (Ne), argon (Ar), krypton (Kr), xenon (Xe), and the radioactive radon (Rn).
Comic idea I’ve had for a while. The alpha kids just dont seem as close as the beta kids.
(you guys all remember the lamps at the bottom? i feel like the fandom doesnt bring them up much)