cant wait for natural selection to take out slow walkers
Ph. Lobke Leijser
I DIDNT UNDERSTAND THAT SHE WAS WEARING A SWEATER WITH WHITE SLEEVES I ONLY SAW THE BLACK AND GOT REALLY SCARED BECAUSE I THOUGHT SHE HAD FREAKISHLY SKINNY SLENDERMAN ARMS OH GOD
I THOUGHT IT WAS A GIGANTIC CAT!
WE PRAISE YOU GREEN MOUNTAIN MEN, WAVING MANY HANDS MADE OUT OF MONEY. SAY HELLO TO YOUR BROTHERS!
"can i ask you something?" my immediate reply says “go for it" but my mind has already gone through the seven stages of grief
"What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like—
is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti
Ooh is that another cute little ghost to drag?
The best thing about my roommate getting tumblr is that if he doesn’t reblog my text posts I can just go in his room and beat him up
he didn’t reblog this
why ur hand so red
Draco hugging his Durmstrang friends goodbye.
a friend of Korkat Vantos, perhaps.
Why is vurska next to him
i totally did not notice that…what is this!??!
the adventures vurska sorket and soloox cooptr
Don’t judge Ash’s moms love…
I’m not too late for the cute lil ghosts, right?
Of course you have to drag it and be amazed
THIS IS THE BEST ONE YET
a few days ago bf told me that a couple years ago when he played counterstrike he would respond to dudes getting angry and aggressive and hostile by saying “a kissaroo from me to you” in a slightly goofy friendly voice sort of like the voice you’d associate with a dog muppet. he said they would absolutely lose their shit every time, insisting things like “i dont want a kissaroo from you! only tall blonde girls!”. they always said kissaroo. i cant stop thinking about this